Republic of Moreland

January 11, 2007

Up for grabs

Filed under: notices — Kath @ 4:05 pm

is a gift voucher for an hour’s massage at Fitzroy Holistic Health. Someone gave it to me about a year ago and, despite only excellent experiences at FHH, I now go to osteopath Steven Sexton, who works from Wilson Street, Brunswick. He is the God of Massage.

So if anyone visiting this site would like to have this, worth around 60 bucks I reckon, just comment below and I’ll send you an email to get postal details, and I’ll pop it in the mail for you.

UPDATE: As with other posts, within moments of me putting this up Bane of Malakas was loitering with intent. (Bane, you must be on RSS feed, or else hitting ‘refresh’ all day. Get a job you bludger.) But I take it from his comment below he doesn’t want the voucher. Instead, he suggests a competition for the foulest commentary. I suggest a competition for the best suggestion for a competition. (Really, the suggestion can be totally lame. Or you can just say why you really really want it. A sob story. Anything. I just want to give away the voucher.) If no-one comments within the next coupla days, I’ll donate this voucher as a givaway for this event.


  1. Couldn’t we have this as a prize in a competition instead? Say, for most obnoxious comment on a weblog, or something? I’ve got some nominees…

    Comment by Bane of Malakas — January 11, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

  2. Did you say massage?! Have I told you how much I love this website?!

    Comment by alicia — January 11, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

  3. Ohhh I am very tense.
    I would like to be oily and relaxed.

    Comment by furiouscowgirl — January 11, 2007 @ 5:48 pm

  4. OH, alicia, you know I’m a sucker for a compliment. That’s really a fine, fine comment. But it’s not original. Most of the spam received on this site says “I love this website”. You’re plagiarising SPAM!!! Shame. Granted, you link to your page, and not to Cheap Viagra Now or Hot Sex With Virgin Schoolgirl Sluts Begging For It.

    But Say. You’re a poet. How about I let you count the ways you love this website?

    Comment by Girl on The Avenue — January 11, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

  5. Cowgirl, that’s very good. It gives me a sense of power to divide and conquer you and alicia, two performance poets of the highest order. Let me think this through…

    Comment by Girl on The Avenue — January 11, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

  6. Jangs. Between the local Cowgirl who’d like to be oily and relaxed, and the Girl on the Avenue who has a toss between modes of transport… I love this site too! Pick me! Pick me!

    Comment by Neighbourhood Pervert — January 11, 2007 @ 5:58 pm

  7. Bane of Malakas: Your tax dollars hard at work.

    Comment by Bane of Malakas — January 11, 2007 @ 6:14 pm

  8. Oily and relaxed? I love this web site? Oh come on! Take a walk poetry girls! Give it to me. I’m a bad tempered, loud mouthed cow, who hates the god damn &^%$ing world and thinks you’re all a bunch of @#*% holes.
    I obivously need the massage (amongst other things).
    And neighbourhood pervert, don’t think I don’t know who the &*^% you are!

    Comment by Dame of Northcote — January 11, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

  9. Dame of Northcote? What’s she doing on the Republic of Moreland?

    Go to the Darebin of History!


    Comment by Bane of Malakas — January 11, 2007 @ 9:11 pm

  10. &*$%$# republicans!
    Let no person underrate the abiding power of the Darebin Empire. Do not suppose that we shall not come through these dark years of gentrification and over-rated, pounced-up ‘gift-stores’ and unaffordable rents as we have come through the glorious years of true multi-cultural diversity and concreted back-yards and decent coffee or that , you will not see us spread about Melbourne and united in defense of our Darebin traditions, our way of life.
    Rule Darebin!

    Comment by Dame of Northcote — January 11, 2007 @ 9:48 pm

  11. No, I’M Sparticus!

    Comment by Stranger — January 11, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

  12. OILY! OILY! soft, warm and oily (inserting my head in a little hole as we speak)

    Comment by furiouscowgirl — January 11, 2007 @ 11:29 pm

  13. Here’s an idea for the Prize Voucher! “Write a story using the words Fitzroy Holistic Health”!
    Here’s my entry:

    I called my dog Fitz. Roy said he liked Holi. Stick it, said I. Up yours! said he although he didn’t mean it.

    Comment by leonaaardo — January 15, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

  14. After no deliberation I’ve decided alicia is the winner. Suffer in yer jocks, the rest of youse.

    Comment by Girl on The Avenue — January 21, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

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