Republic of Moreland

November 12, 2007

Government to destroy hoons’ cars

Filed under: environment,Sydney Road — Kath @ 9:20 am

Check it out. Just what we need in Moreland.


  1. Substitute ‘malakas’ for ‘hoons’, and I’m there.

    I’m hoping the cops will be in ski masks, and will read a short statement about the purity of their mission before taking to the “fully sick” hotrods with sledgehammers. Now, that’s a jihad I can support!

    Comment by Bane of Malakas — November 12, 2007 @ 9:39 am | Reply

  2. Great suff coppers – more power to them. I hate hoons bigtime.

    Comment by peter robertson — November 13, 2007 @ 4:59 pm | Reply

  3. Why destroy the innocent vehicle, when it is obviously the ‘HOON’ who is the problem.

    Comment by Max Franc — November 26, 2007 @ 2:35 pm | Reply

  4. True, Max — a total waste of resources. I can only suppose it’s psychological warfare. But they’d be better off de-hooning the car and giving it to someone deserving, or selling it and putting the money into vegetated street-calmers.

    Comment by Girl on The Avenue — January 6, 2008 @ 6:47 pm | Reply

  5. Perhaps we could consider de-hooning the hoon? Forcing them to complete a secondary education, punishing them for commencing or ending all sentences with “fukmate” and “cos”.
    Moreland would be a different place without the hoon. dont get me wrong because personly i dont really care about the loud pumped up systems, the tyres smokin and screachin. you see in my neighborhood it happens every friday and saturday night. normally in front of my own home. I live in the Moreland entertainment presinct. Late night bars and clubs that attract all the entertainers you could ask for, including hoons.
    So if we are going to enforce confiscating cars from ‘hoons’ could we then also consider confiscating the high heels from ‘chicks’ who are so pissed they cant walk and need to scream about it, disrobing the bogans who through up on themselves and whilst we’re at it cutting the hands from the lot who need to detroy our street trees because they can stand vertically.
    The ‘Moreland entertainment presinct’ is a very entertaining place, except when you live in it.

    HOON = high octain opressed numbskulls

    Comment by Max Franc — January 13, 2008 @ 3:51 pm | Reply

  6. Um… where is the ‘Moreland Entertainment Precinct’, exactly?

    Comment by Bane of Malakas — January 14, 2008 @ 9:56 am | Reply

  7. ‘Moreland Entertainment Precinct’ is from about the Retreat hotel heading south until you get to Bridies. 5 or 6 late licenced bars within 500mtrs.

    Comment by Max Franc — January 20, 2008 @ 1:47 pm | Reply

  8. Check this out:

    There goes the traditional noisy promenade of a malaka and three of his mates, all wearing identical caps. Have to just watch from the tram. Still, catch the footage on YouTube later.

    Not fully sick at all, maaaate, just halfway sick…

    Comment by Bane of Malakas — February 6, 2008 @ 3:20 pm | Reply

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